blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...– Billy, age 4 (via sadfag)
yuengcrewneck: boy this 12 year old girl followed me home one time from the basketball court